+ HAPPY EASTER FROM THE BIG BAD SPACE SHIP:
HELLO WORLD:
Salutations, Earthling. Welcome to the Big Bad Space Ship - home of Flash gaming fun and random stupidity.
All games, animations or other strange articles featured on this site have, in some way, been either corrupt or tainted by Ryan Gibson... Do not, under any circumstances, accept his evil lies ...for he is a cad and a bounder.
FEATURED GAME:
Bunny Go Splat! Bunnies are cute, cuddly and ( when pressure and sharp objects are correctly applied ) tend to fall apart quite easily. Bunny Go Splat is a re-skin of a logic game derived from ‘Brain Cell’. Happy Easter.
PLAY BUNNY GO SPLAT
+ ORIGINAL GAMES :
Games are, for many, many reasons, quite simply, great. Better than you are. In fact, better than you will ever be. All is not lost, however, for you can reclaim a modicom of dignity and become a better person by playing games more often.
Click on the game titles or icons in order to play.
3D PUZZLER
Use your brain cells to help the space marine escape the confines of the big bad space ship.
Also - if you're interested (and you should be) do check out - "THE MAKING OF BRAINCELL".
2D Physics & mouse skillage
Guide the little ball on its perilous journey through the maze of corruption.
Mouse skillage
Possibly the greatest monkey related game ever created. Click on the monkey to keep him in the air - juggle him, if you will. Graphics by Jim Connoley.
+ RETRO GAMING :
Too cool for school.
Arcade classic
Invaders .... from space!
Arcade classic
Despite whether you love the moon, or yearn to destroy it, one thing at least is clear... In order to conquer our fear of lunar gravity, we must first learn to master its complexities! God speed, commander.
Arcade classic
Use your laser cannons to destroy wave upon wave of enemy ships. If the enemy get too close they'll fire back at you - so keep an eye on your shields - they'll repair over time, but you're not indestructable. None of us are.
Arcade classic
The enemy ships are on crazy kamikazi suicide collision courses aimed straight at you. Watch out for shield repairs and laser upgrades.
Arcade classic
Rocks, man's oldest enemy. Even in this sophisticated year of the future, they plague us still. They must be destroyed through the process of blasting them into smaller, and yet smaller chunks. For this is the only way.
Arcade classic
Ping ... Pong .. Ping ... Pong .. Ping ... Pong .. Ping ... Pong .. Ping ... Pong .. Ping ... Pong .. Ping ... Pong .. Ping ... Pong .. Ping ....... You get the idea.
Arcade classic
Like building a wall, only backwards.
+ STUPID :
Sometimes your brain can hurt. This is natures way of telling you to stop thinking. Do the right thing - put some quality time aside for stupidity.
Animation
SPIDERDOG = "The way forwards". This little guy was very big in Scandinavia + made a UK Premier at the "Showroom Cinema" in Sheffield. ... strong behaviour.
Animation
Only the technology of the Big Bad Space Ship has the power to condense an hour and a half movie into 30 seconds. Enjoy...